ETS (ambiguation)

The following is an abridged list of the things ETS stands for:

Events That Suck

Equipment That Sucks

Embrace The Suck

Exhale The Sarcasm

Extend The Suffering

Enjoy The Suffering

Everything That Sucks

Exile The Sanity

Employer of The Scapegoats

Employees: The Scapegoats

Entertain The Stupidity

Euthanize The Stagehands

Earlier Than Stated (i.e call and start times)