VGA (cable type)

VGA is the preferred cable type for video applications. It is especially useful when wanting to downgrade HD video to analog standard definition.

History of VGA
VGA was invented by Nazi engineers during World War Two, primarily as a means of sabotaging Allied communications. It was believed that Allied forces would readily adopt the new standard, being impressed by the dizzying array of pins in VGA connectors, only to be easily defeated at sea due to every radar display in the Allied fleet being reduced to a smeared, unreadable mess. Although VGA ultimately had little effect on the war, it still wreaks havoc on Americans to this day. VGA cable is still used by modern-day Nazis in their pursuit of Eugenics; Any person who willingly chooses to use VGA is considered unsuitable for procreation.

VGA is Jimbob's first choice for video cable.

How VGA Works
"Shown to the right: a pinout of the VGA connector"VGA works by separating the Red, Green, and Blue color components of the image so that each color can be ruined in its own unique way. The color components are then smashed together to create an abomination of smeared shapes and colors, best described as "hella fugly." The extraneous pins in the VGA connector are used to carry any number of signals from additional sources, meant to interfere with the proper transmission of video signals via the only 5 pins that actually matter.